perriwinkle:

*knits myself a thong*

(via teamsriracha)

misterchekov:

reblog if your dick is longer than your arm

(via lindsaylohoean)

scoobydoof:

mom, dad, can i have a boy girl party this year for my birthday??? i’m gonna be 35 this year and idk i just think i should be allowed to now. 

(via sniffing)

screamandshout:

"you’ll need to know this math formula later in life"

image

(via feat)

(via stabs)

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

(via sniffing)

snorlaxatives:

*phones at 1% battery*

*becomes Olympic gymnast and quadruple back handsprings to phone charger*

(via telapathetic)

d0nn0:

jxydx:

Imagine a world where dogs do not exist………

no

(via dulect)

resetty:

what if websites had closing hours

(via dulect)

sorry:

 I wonder if cops ever get annoyed at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.  

(via clestroying)

sniffing:

eating something and then realizing its expired

image

(via pokebae)

helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

(via feat)

dilfgod:

bae caught me slippin

dilfgod:

bae caught me slippin

(via sloshes)

8yrs:

faq:

Q: do u have a faq?
A: yes

(via pokebae)

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