there is a dent from my bum in my mattress because i always sit in the same spot and blog

i am three years behind in my math homework

jjlj13:

laugh-until-you-drop:

thesame5people:

foreveralone-lyguy:

I swear like 85% of all popular text posts are made by the same 5 people.

Actually I’ve never had a popular text post but it’s good to know you enjoy my blog

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

when boys smile, i die

oh…

gooutfighting:

come and message me if you wanna date me!! please im desperate!!! 

someone suck his dick and shut him up please

gooutfighting:

now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday

lucifer-the-morning-star:

theunbecomingofashadowhunter:

bassmastiff:

amanda-the-human:

can-town-mayor:

radstunts:

THIS

TOOK ME OFF GUARD
OMG 

I’M CRYING

IT SCARED ME SO BAD HOLY FUCK

NO SLEEPING TONIGHT

NOPE

Instead of Fear I experienced unadulterated joy and jubilation and laughter. 

Me and my brother are kneeled over laughing

OMFG THIS ALMOST MADE ME CRY

warehouses:

breathe if u wanna date me

ok

swimmingjustkeep:

So, I really want all of my followers to help me please!!!! I’m entering in a scholarship worth $40K. To get me more entrees, I need you guys to register and sponsor for me (IT’S FREE I PROMISE AND IT TAKES 5 SECONDS). 

Here’s the link: https://www.gotchosen.com/Sponsor.aspx?tb=c714ae4f-0fd7-4f0d-a244-da4818129016

PLEASE REBLOG AND TRY TO GET AS MANY PEOPLE TO SPONSER ME SO I CAN GET IT!  

I know this is stupid to most of you, but to me, it will give me a great opportunity to go to college and not worrying about being dropped out of my classes because I couldn’t pay the full price. Please guys!!

EVERYONE SHOULD HELP THIS GUY OUT!

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

hamburgay:

Your selfies:

My selfies: